Ever wondered why a simple dinner out sometimes feels like a test of patience worthy of a Zen master?
Welcome to the world of The 8 Waits-the not-so-secret obstacle course of traditional dining. Let’s break it down:
Wait 1: The Great Host Stand Standoff
You walk in, spy a sea of empty tables, and think, “This’ll be quick!” But the host, wielding the power of their iPad or seating chart, tells you it’ll be an hour. Why? Staffing shortage, cosmic alignment, who knows? You wait.
Wait 2: The Phantom Server
You’re finally seated! The host promises, “Your server will be with you shortly.” Translation: “Settle in, you’re here for a while.” Your server, juggling more tables than a circus performer, eventually appears to take your drink order.
Wait 3: The Beverage Black Hole
Your server vanishes to grab your drinks. You wait. You ordered a non-alcoholic drink and your partner ordered a beer – good luck receiving both at the same time. Why? There’s a wait at the bar!
Wait 4: The Food Wait
Now you’re waiting for food, but your drink’s empty. Do you dare ask for a refill, risking another round of waiting? Your food arrives-hopefully correct, steak is cooked and not recently harvested, utensils present, napkins aplenty.
Wait 5: The Double Wait – The Plate Purge and Dessert
You’ve inhaled your meal, but the plates linger like awkward party guests. The server swings by: “Room for dessert?” Congrats-you’re leaning into Double Wait territory.
Wait 6: The Dessert Desert and The Check
Dessert’s done, but your server’s vanished into the Bermuda Triangle A/K/A the back-of-house. You wait for the check.
Wait 7: The Credit Card Conundrum
You hand over your money. The server disappears again. You contemplate your life choices.
Wait 8: The To-Go Tango
You need a to-go box. You ask. You wait. You wonder if you’ll ever see daylight again. Exhausted yet? We are.
The Prairie Dog Taproom: The Anti-Wait Revolution
Here’s the good news: At The Prairie Dog Taproom, we’ve banished the 8 Waits to the dustbin of dining history. Here’s how it works:
- Walk in. Get greeted with a smile and the upbeat vibe and then quickly check in at 1 of 3 stations to get your Freedom Band.
- Roam free. Pour yourself a beer. If you get hungry, order food securely on your phone (or with a friendly Team Ambassador) and receive a text when it’s ready.
- Pick up your food at the Prairie Dog Neon sign. No server hide-and-seek. Need to leave with your food – it’s already in our Eco-friendly To-Go containers!
- Grab your own water. Play games. Dangle your feet in the Creek. Soak in some Vitamin D. Listen to live music every weekend. Enjoy yourself!
- When you’re done, just turn in your “Freedom Band,” sign, and head out.
That’s it. One wait (for your food to be cooked), and the rest is up to you. No more hostage negotiations with the host stand. No more server scavenger hunts. Just good times, great beverages, savoring food, lively music, and zero friction.
So next time you’re stuck in the 8 Waits at a traditional spot, remember:
There’s a better way. Come on down to The Prairie Dog Taproom-where you Gather. Savor. Celebrate! On your terms. No waiting required.
See ya at The Dawg!
Published by your hosts, Michael and Jimmy, A/K/A The Prairie Dog Boys!